Na, keine Rassenwitze, rassistische Witze, aber das wollt ich in der Überschrift nicht schreiben. Aber auch die Erfinder des Rassismus (nein, das waren nicht wir Deutsche, das waren die Leute aus dem Gottesstaat USA) haben gute Negerwitze. Naja, jetzt müsst ihr euer Gehirn anstrengen, denn sie sind auf Englisch. Und außerdem scheint bfa eh grad die rassistische Woche haben.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
- A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.

There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story?
- A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.

There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
- Warden.

What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire?
- The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!

What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
- A nigger that just ate some spinach.

What does result by pairing a nigger with an octopus?
- I don’t know, but he would really collect the cotton much easier with 8 hands.

What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
- The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!

What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
- A nigger that’s masturbating himself!

How do you save a nigger from drowning?
- You take your foot of his head!

What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man?
- As much as you see with your eyes!

What’s black with only one leg?
- A lame nigger!

What’s black with three feets?
- A piano!

Why did the white chocolate was invented?
- So niggers can get dirty!!!

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